Today I got home from work and wanted to go to P712 for dinner so I walked down the hall and rang the doorbell to #606. I didn't wait for someone to answer - I never do. I burst in and exclaimed, "Lets go to Pizzeria 712 for dinner," Larry and Jewel just sat there looking at me. It was strange so then I said, "You look like you have something to tell me." That's when Larry, in a calm and serious voice, said ...
"WE'RE PREGNANT." I about died.
Well the real reason that they just stared at me was because little did I know but they had already eaten there for lunch. Did they go again to be with me? Heck yes they did - love them!
Well my mom and I decided that we wanted to have the smores for dessert but dear old dad (as she calls him) can't have sweet things cause of the diabetes so I told him that it really wasn't that good anyway - as I was basically licking the dish. That's when Jewel exclaimed, "Your pants are on fire!" Again, I about died.
Who knew they were so funny - even when they are trying to be?
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In my early twenties I had a dream where my parents informed me that they were pregnant. It freaked me out! I later informed them that no such thing could possibly happen.
I like to think I have that kind of power.
OHHHH, I get it...."Liar, liar, pants on fire." She said your pants were on fire because you were lying that the s'mores weren't good. Oh yeah that's funny!!!Your mom is so dang cute!
Awwwww, I miss them. I loved living with them that one summer even if we did eat cantaloupe for dinner most nights.
That is hysterical!! I love funny parents. :)
Funny and nice.
I wish I lived so close to my parents, that would be a ball.
your mom and dad are hysterical! no guessing where you get it from! can you bring your parents on your road trip? i'd love to meet them!
"Um....Hi Jewel, is Sister Knight there?" Love those two!!!!
Ponty
katy- they live down the hall from you?
we went there last night per your suggestion... soooo good! I really loved it and can't wait to go back! While we were there, one of my best friends dropped the bomb on me that she was moving, so the night ended with the 2 of us bawling at the table... I'm sure the people that work there we're somewhat unsure of what to do??? Still loved it though!
smores are awaiting you at the fire ring in Arkansas!...aor
Your folks are sooo cute! I love your "travel across the US to meet my mate tour"! what a fabulous idea! why didn't we think of that when we were roomates..that would have been a blast! Good luck.. Brad and I are always looking for you and Jill! (Jill is going to kill me for that one.) Just can't find the right guys... maybe I am too picky; cause you deserve the best!
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