Wanna wet one?

Jewel has been very concerned today about the change in my car - you know the pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters. She thought that if someone looked in my car and saw all that money, they would want to break in and take it. She searched all over my car until she found these:

She placed the Wet Ones over the coins and seemed satisfied. We got out of the car and she stopped and exclaimed,

"What if someone wants a wet one?"

I couldn't stop laughing.